A solid black, a solid white, and a solid red. Like the old joke about newspapers, but without the newspapers. Or the punchline. A thousand pieces each of impossible. In total, 3,000 pieces of relentless torment and anguish.

You know. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

We can safely say that this is the most difficult, impossible puzzle series that has ever been contrived. We're sorry.*

(*Not even a little sorry.)

Because we know some of you are particularly gluttonous gluttons for punishment who are always looking for the next nearly impossible challenge.

Others of you are just mean enough to get this as a prank for your enemies friends.

Whatever your reasons for being interested, you’d better do it fast, because we’re only making 1,000 of them. Each meticulously crafted torture device will look amazing on a shelf even if you don’t spend hours and hours putting them together.